An Average Citizen...
I had only thought of this fleetingly before, but was suddenly inspired to look it up today for some reason. As I am a US citizen, and TheLimey is a UK citizen, what nationality(ies) will our child have if born here in the US? Will the baby have dual citizenship?
I was actually a bit surprised to find that s/he will indeed have dual (US/UK) citizenship, and would have to actually renounce UK citizenship after age 18 to change this.
The US is a jealous god and doesn't like its citizens to show any kind of official liking for any other country, so if you're a US citizen and get citizenship elsewhere, you're out of US graces forever. The UK, on the other hand, is somewhat more laissez-faire. If you (a UK citizen) get citizenship elsewhere, you're still a UK citizen.
I picture this illustrated thusly:
Here's the UK (caricatured as a kindly older woman in a frilly apron, silhouetted in a cozy cottage doorway): "'Bye, dear! Have a good time! Come home for the hols!"
And here's the US: (caricatured as a scraggly white guy in a dirty tank undershirt, shaking a half-empty bottle in his fist from the rip-screened doorway of a shotgun shack): "If you walk outta this door you can never come back! You hear me? Never!"
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TheLimey has a slightly different take on the apparently flexible UK attitude: "It's more like, 'No, you can never disown me, because I need your tax money--forever.' "
I was actually a bit surprised to find that s/he will indeed have dual (US/UK) citizenship, and would have to actually renounce UK citizenship after age 18 to change this.
The US is a jealous god and doesn't like its citizens to show any kind of official liking for any other country, so if you're a US citizen and get citizenship elsewhere, you're out of US graces forever. The UK, on the other hand, is somewhat more laissez-faire. If you (a UK citizen) get citizenship elsewhere, you're still a UK citizen.
I picture this illustrated thusly:
Here's the UK (caricatured as a kindly older woman in a frilly apron, silhouetted in a cozy cottage doorway): "'Bye, dear! Have a good time! Come home for the hols!"
And here's the US: (caricatured as a scraggly white guy in a dirty tank undershirt, shaking a half-empty bottle in his fist from the rip-screened doorway of a shotgun shack): "If you walk outta this door you can never come back! You hear me? Never!"
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TheLimey has a slightly different take on the apparently flexible UK attitude: "It's more like, 'No, you can never disown me, because I need your tax money--forever.' "
4 Comments:
Are you sure that guy isn't my former therapist?
Pretty difficult to get German citizenship for a little one, durnit. >:(
By argotnaut, at 9:54 PM
Unless you spawn with a German, of course.
By liz, at 12:58 PM
Vee vill begin spawnink ... now!
By argotnaut, at 4:57 PM
I picture the Simpsons German Homer-replacement: "...and then a night of efficient Cherman lufmaking."
By liz, at 5:05 PM
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